• strict warning: Declaration of taxonomy_facet::build_root_categories_query() should be compatible with faceted_search_facet::build_root_categories_query() in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/faceted_search/taxonomy_facets.module on line 400.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::put() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/embed.php on line 32.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 85.
  • : Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/bootstrap.inc on line 43.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/Gallery.class on line 915.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/Gallery.class on line 915.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 186.
  • : Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 854.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEmbed::getEmbedPathByHttpRequest() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/embed.php on line 36.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/Gallery.class on line 972.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getRequestVariablesNoPrefix() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 1092.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_getRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 289.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 874.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 878.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 293.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 708.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 714.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEmbed::init() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/gallery/gallery_base.inc on line 134.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 94.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/init.inc on line 42.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/init.inc on line 43.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/init.inc on line 44.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/init.inc on line 45.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryModule.class on line 21.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/init.inc on line 51.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryPlatform/UnixPlatform.class on line 21.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::isEmbedded() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/rewrite/classes/parsers/modrewrite/ModRewriteUrlGenerator.class on line 38.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/Gallery.class on line 915.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/Gallery.class on line 915.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 186.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::getPluginParameter() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/rewrite/classes/parsers/modrewrite/ModRewriteUrlGenerator.class on line 40.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 299.
  • : Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::getParameter() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 301.
  • : Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::_fetchAllParameters() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 221.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 281.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::getFromDisk() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 286.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 273.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::getCachePath() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 280.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::getCacheTuple() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 438.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::put() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 290.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 85.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getServerVar() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUrlGenerator.class on line 357.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getServerVar() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUrlGenerator.class on line 358.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 1407.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getServerVar() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUrlGenerator.class on line 369.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 1407.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getServerVar() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUrlGenerator.class on line 369.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 1407.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::isEmbedded() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUrlGenerator.class on line 381.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/Gallery.class on line 915.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/Gallery.class on line 915.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 186.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::getPluginParameter() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUrlGenerator.class on line 383.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 299.
  • : Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::getParameter() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 301.
  • : Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::_fetchAllParameters() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 221.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 281.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::getFromDisk() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 286.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 273.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::getCachePath() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 280.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::getCacheTuple() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 438.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::put() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 290.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 85.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::getPluginParameter() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/rewrite/classes/RewriteUrlGenerator.class on line 73.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 299.
  • : Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::getParameter() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 301.
  • : Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::_fetchAllParameters() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 221.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 281.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::get() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 282.
  • : Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 186.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/Gallery.class on line 284.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getRequestVariables() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GallerySession.class on line 200.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_getRequestVariable() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 241.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 874.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 878.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 246.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 708.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 714.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::identifySearchEngine() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GallerySession.class on line 213.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::strToLower() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GallerySession.class on line 228.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getServerVar() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GallerySession.class on line 1266.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 1407.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getRemoteHostAddress() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GallerySession.class on line 1267.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::isTrustedProxy() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 1007.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getRequestVariables() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/init.inc on line 146.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_getRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 242.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 874.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 878.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 246.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 708.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 714.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/init.inc on line 148.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryTranslator::getSupportedLanguageCode() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/init.inc on line 150.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryTranslator::getLanguageData() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryTranslator.class on line 414.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::strToUpper() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryTranslator.class on line 418.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/Gallery.class on line 531.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::strToUpper() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryTranslator.class on line 418.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::put() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 103.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 85.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEmbed::isCompatibleWithEmbedApi() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 107.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEmbed::getApiVersion() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 61.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::isCompatibleWithApi() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 61.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 128.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::_getCache() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryDataCache.class on line 203.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getAllRequestVariables() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/rewrite/classes/RewriteUrlGenerator.class on line 91.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 274.
  • : Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/rewrite/classes/RewriteUrlGenerator.class on line 101.
  • strict warning: call_user_func() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method RewriteSimpleHelper::loadItemIdFromPath() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/rewrite/classes/RewriteUrlGenerator.class on line 103.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getRequestVariables() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/rewrite/classes/RewriteSimpleHelper.class on line 38.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_getRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 242.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 874.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 878.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_getRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 242.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 874.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 878.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 246.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 708.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 714.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 708.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 714.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getRequestVariables() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUrlGenerator.class on line 794.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_getRequestVariable() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 241.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 874.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 878.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 246.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 708.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::sanitizeInputValues() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 714.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::getRequestVariables() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUrlGenerator.class on line 794.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_getRequestVariable() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 241.
  • : Non-static method GalleryUtilities::_internalGetRequestVariable() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/gallery2/modules/core/classes/GalleryUtilities.class on line 874.
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  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display_page::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin_display::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_display_page.inc on line 481.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display_block::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin_display::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_display_block.inc on line 193.
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  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment.inc on line 50.
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  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 585.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 585.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_broken::ui_name() should be compatible with views_handler::ui_name($short = false) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 609.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_node_status::operator_form() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::operator_form(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/modules/node/views_handler_filter_node_status.inc on line 14.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_boolean_operator::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter_boolean_operator.inc on line 128.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_relationship_broken::ui_name() should be compatible with views_handler::ui_name($short = false) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_relationship.inc on line 149.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc on line 135.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/lkuk/lkuh.ru/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc on line 135.

Кухонные приколы

Кухонные приколы

Развеселый уголок анекдотов и шуточек, ведь на кухне порой случаются разные неожиданности и забавности. 

Самая распространненая шутка шеф-поваров во всем мире: "Смотрите, он это ест!"

1. Анекдот.

Если восьмой блин комом, к черту блины, лепите комочки.

 

Кухонные неожиданности

Идея создания странички возникла спонтанно благодаря потрясающей интернет-наблюдательности Смирнова Михал-Юрича.

"Сгущеная неожиданность"

Что пытались приготовить конкретно на этой кухне (к счастью, не на нашей) не узнать никогда. Но очень сильно напоминает сгущенку, которую проглядели.

Помнится, однажды мы с мужем прилегли после обеда посмотреть телевизор и как-то задремали, в это время на кухне неспеша варилась банка сгущенки.

Проснулись от странного хлопка на кухне. То, что мы увидели было не так масштабно, но тоже впечатляло. {#shock}

  Сгущеная неожиданность

"Кухонные шалости"

Однажды я готовила сырные мешочки. Для завязывания мешочков нужен "веревочный" сыр. Одну такую веровочку жевала. Подошел Миша и ... привязал к уплетаемой мной веревочке еще одну.

  Кухонные неожиданности
Кухонные неожиданности

"Кухонные оккупанты"

Случается, что с крупой из магазина приносишь домой непрошенных квартиросъемщиков. И каково же было мое удивление, когда я обнаружила их в красном жгучем перце. Это ж как надо было оголодать?

Кухонные неожиданности

"Гороховый холодец. Два в одном"

Когда я покупала копченые свиные ребрышки для горохового супа, они мне показались, мягко скажем, странноватыми (кислотного розового гламурного цвета). Но я подумала, что все равно буду варить их, и если что, то тепловая обработка убьет все живое и неживое.

Готовый суп был убран в холодильник. На следующий день получилось блюдо "Гороховый холодец". Суп и холодец в одном флаконе.

  Кухонные неожиданности

Меню. Стянуто из столовой в офисном центре, где расположена наша организация.

Если люди так пишут ("Расольник по-Ленинграцки" и т.п.), я даже боюсь подумать как они готовят {#shock}.

 
Средняя: 2.8 (5 votes)

Антуан

Пишите ещё, очень интересно послушать кроме рецептов кухонные приколы.

Со сгущенкой,

Со сгущенкой, наверное, все сталкивались)))

Вероника

Да, на кухне без приколов не бывает.

Aria

Весело у вас на кухне, да наверное не только у вас.

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